Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fucking For Record Deals


I broke down and bought this magazine. Why? I haven't really purchased a magazine in months but when I seen these two on the cover after all of the speculation I decided to get the scoop from the birds mouth. So I browsed through the flimsy broucher posing as a fashion hip-hop mag until I come across the headline. I have to tell dream to wake the fuck up and smell the coffee!!!

She has got you and you don't even realize it! You guys are 100% correct she isn't fucking the dream for tracks, no no no she is way passed that SHE IS FUCKIN THAT MAN FOR DEALS! This bitch has stepped her way up from getting tracks to whole deals!. Some how some way her pussy has gotten Jimmy Ivine taking meetings with The Dream. What came from those meetings? Lil Miss dip it low gets a promotion. She gets to leave her lil deal with Myspace Music and sign to Interscope Records!. Home of Aftermath Dr. Dre Eminem 50 Cent and Soulja Boy! The Dream is promising a brand new Christina hes promising we are going to like what she puts out.

Let me tell you something, never mix business with pleasure! I don't give a fuck how good the pussy is learn from Jurmain Dupri and Janet Jackson! Dick is Dick Music is Music and just like oil and water the two of them do not mix ya dig?

How can I not believe that this girl fucks for tracks and is currently using The Dream when her track record clearly states that this is how she gets down? Lets revist her past

We first met her in 2000 as a young 19 year old. She featured on the Hot Between Me And You track by Ja Rule. Off of that songs success she was then signed to Def Jam

Her self - titled album came shortly after the attacks of 9/11 selling under 100,000 copies. With that failure she decided she wanted to act so what happends? She starts "wilin out" fucking with Nick Cannon! Landed herself in the teen movie Love Dont Cost A thing. NICK WAS SMART he knew what she wanted and the fact she had hidden agendas so ya boy cheated on her! The two of them had a very public break up, she road that wave for a while then vanished. Then I am guessing it is a co winky dink that when it is time for her to re try her hand in music with the release of her second album So amazing she happends to start boning one 1/2 of super producer duo Cool & Dre. The Group produced 10 beats for her album! one of them being her hit single "Say I"

Tho they say that is her best album to date it flopped and it lead Def Jam To drop her. Now she has this deal with Myspace and she is trying to have a powerful album so she meets with The Dream to talk production. Long story short she drunks dials him after a nice meeting and they start fucking?! wow. seriously? Its suppose to be all love at first site true love and happiness blah blah blah

The interview was aburd so what he buys her what she wants. Shes a spoiled brat and him spending 50 gs to fly around on private jets wit this up scale ho doesn't impress me. What would impress me is if he saw the writing on the wall. She is a slut and she has no intrest in you beyond her carrer! this thing you guys have will not last she is using you man. Now throw the truth in a bag